Check out that link. Look at that impressive link. You want to click it, don’t you? Of course you do!
Now I know what you’re saying. “John,” you are asking, “why didn’t you embed it into your blog?”
A fantastic hypothetical question, my hypothetical friend! The answer may surprise you, but WordPress does not allow Storify links to be embedded directly into WordPress anymore. Tragic, I know, but it is what it is. I just hope I don’t get graded down for something that WordPress did. Ah well. Anyways, enjoy reading my amateurish attempt at a news article!